Really bad names

It's "As-WEEP-ay."

 

My mom works with a lady named Regina Kuntz

 

We got a name for a girl at work the other day named Destanee Fine.
Did her parents plan her career in the adult entertainment industry or what?

I was in the Navy with a guy named Richard Richard Jr.. Not Richard RichardS, but Richard Richard. I guess with the Jr. part, his dad said "Guess what, I'm stuck with it, so are you."

 

Once knew of a H.S. principal named Richard Hoare.

Wife's name? Ima.

 

There was a softball coach at Southern Miss a couple years back named Gay McNutt.

 

I've run across a few, though I think the first two are good instead of bad.

Magnus Bitsch - foreign exchange student who as an all-district football player. Quite possibly the greatest football name I've ever heard, just a bit better than Bronko Nagurski.

Precious Hands - All-state guard in girls basketball.

Rosie Arreola - ran across this one while taking a picture at the local middle school (easy there, mind in the gutter) several years ago. After taking photos of the girl and others in her group working on a project, I asked them each their names. When she told me her name, I turned to the teacher and before I could even say a word, the teacher said, "Yes, that's her name."

Linda Long Cox - Area lady with the last name of Long who married a guy named Cox. Insisted on keeping both names.

Dr. Dick Tapper - This is the professional name of a friend's urologist.

Rev. Larry Knigga - The 'K' is pronounced and the last name has three syllables -- ka-NIG-a, as in "My Knigga!" Oh, yeah, he's white.

Tara Dickensheets -- Played women's basketball at Capital University a few years back.

Any baby named Neveah -- That's Heaven spelled backward.

 

I feel like I just read a letter in Penthouse.

 

Teacher in my high school was named Harry Putz.

Girl in my graduating class was named Sara Uren.

 

Can I get some love for former IOC vice prez Dick Pound?

 

He already got some love on the first page of the thread.

Along the same lines, I've always got a chuckle out of Dick Pole. If I were ever in position to assemble a baseball coaching staff, he and Rusty Kuntz would be my first two selections.

 

President-Elect Barack Obama.
















Too soon?
;D