Really bad names

Former University of Miami receiver J.C. Penney.

My wife ran a kids' club for a former employer. One of the tykes who was a member was named Hellion.

 

There was a kid in the school system a family member works for named Angel Dookey.

 

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Met a woman who named her twins after her favorite foods... Their names were pronounced LaMongelo and Arangelo Eggleston.
Their names were: LemonJello and OrangeJello Eggleston

 

Former Oklahoma football player Kokane Mothershead. Had a sister named Marijuana.

Jim Hogg's daughter, Ima Hogg, is a good one.

Covered a girl in high school whose name was Jessica Faggot. I'm sure she got married ASAP.

 

L.J. and O.J. That's an easy fix. It's a good thing no one's besmirched them yet.

 

Volleyball coach in Newfoundland: Harry Butt

 

When I was in high school, we had a swimming relay team with Dave Bush, Tim Ferry and Fahad Butt. An occasional fourth member was a kid with the last name Peins.
Had they been any good, they'd have been a copy editor's nightmare.

 

I knew a Chasity Belt

 

Of course, in the Bad Names Hall of Fame: Wonderful Monds III

 

Had a teacher friend tell me about one of her students whose name came from a newspaper ad spotted by the Mom: Formica Dinette. Another one was named Ether. The Mom told her she saw it on a bottle in the delivery room and thought it sounded nice.

 

Oh yeah, another from the same teacher. Said she had a kid named Demonic. It was pronounced "DUH-monic".