Really bad names

I know a guy named Ben Harder.

Best name in the NFL: Flozell Adams.

 

I normally don't post, but this is too good. One of my cousins is a teacher and she has a child named Le-a.
How is that pronounced, you ask? LEE-a? LEI-a?
Nope. Ledasha. As in Le-dash-a. Le-a.
Quote from the mom after someone mispronounced the child's name: "The dash ain't silent!"

 

Shithead

This was in one of our paper's birth announcements one day. We checked on it and it's the way the parents want it.

It's a female name pronounced Shi-THEED.

 

Sarah Palin!

 

Jello042

 

That's one of the funniest things I've ever read.

 

30 or so years ago, Oregon's football coach was Dick Enright at the same time Oregon's basketball coach was Dick Harter.
Somebody wrote on the bathroom wall: If you can't get your Dick Harter, you can't get your Dick Enright.

 

I do some substitute teaching, so I come across a lot of, um, odd names. This post reminded me of a recent one -- KLa. Pronounced "Kayla."

 

My supervisor's name is Peter C. Bonin.

 

My dad went to high school with a dude named Sterling Weiner. Everybody called him Chrome Cock.

 

Went to school with a Storme Morning.

 

Same high school football team, but I don't think they were teammates:

Tecumseh Mayes
Monaleisia (pronounced Mona Lis-ee-a) Carter

Covered a juco baseball player 20 years ago named Buck Bohner - the 'h' was silent.