Reason # 1001 Why We Like Phil Mushnick

They're John Sterling, they advertise alcohol and tobacco, etc., etc.

 

They also charge fans non-refundable handling fees for tickets for post-season games that never materialize, they encourage the objectification of women, but then act indignant when someone actually does it, they fail to put third-down conversion statistics in their proper perspective. . .

 

They represent Al-Yankeezeera, they don't show the national anthem before the game....

 

Someone who can land a plane, but can't take off

 

the Dolan's are muslim

 

Then clearly, the terrorists have won.

 

Does that mean we get first pick in the draft?

 

No -it was traded to Syria for rights to Chris Jackson.

 

I declare Jihad on Isiah Thomas

 

Mush is the best. I just wish he would take on Mike and the Mad Dog.

 

Isiah Thomas has declared a Jihad on the Knick fans.

 

Until they let African-Americans declare jihad, it's only a police action and not a real war[/bryant gumbel]