Recent celebrity sighting (here's mine, add yours) ...

What was she like?

 

She was alright ... outgoing (had her USA Softball teammates around us as well).

Of course, I texted my friends telling them Jennie Finch "slept" with me .... technically, I did "sleep" with her next to me.

 

You can't argue with that logic. That's pretty cool. I'd imagine she's hit on all of the time and gets sick of anyone who steps in her direction after a while.

 

Still no one. Goddammit.

 

I walked past Phil Leotardo at LaGuardia a few months back.

His head was in wonderful shape for having been run over.

 

OK since I work at a movie studio, I see stars every now and then (not as much as you might think)...

But last summer Will Ferrell was here filming SemiPro...and he was in his full uniform (you may have seen the pictures by now -- big fro, jersey, short shorts, high socks...) walking through the lobby and we happen to catch our eyes...I smile and point and he gets this look like "oh, no, not another..." and I go, "Hey, man! You're the starting point guard on my fantasy team! I need a big game from you tonight!" It takes a second for him to figure out the hell I was saying, and he bursts out laughing and goes: "Are you out of your mind! I have no jumpshot!" and we smile and walk past each other.

Not a bad day when you make Will Ferrell laugh.

 

Just last week, I played backgammon with Osama bin Ladin at a B&B in coastal Maine. He kept insisting on playing DEATH TO AMERICA using both of our racks. Afterward, we ate pork chops with a fine opium rub and watched reruns of Happy Days. He misted up when I told him Joanie Loves Chaci was canceled after just one season.

 

I misspoke earlier. I didn't want to be seen as "bragging," so I held a sighting back. But I can't do it in good conscience.






I ate lunch with Ryan Sonner last month.

Yes, yes it's true.

 

THE Ryan Sonner?

 

Yes. The Ryan Sonner.

And he did not cry.

 

Therefore, the droughts continue.

 

And cancer remains uncured.