Recent celebrity sighting (here's mine, add yours) ...

Everytime I read anything about JCVD I think about the Maxim article - might have been the first issue - where Chuck Zito was interviewed and discussed whipping his at Scores in NYC one night.

 

Did he say "I forget the rest, but your mother's a whore ...?"

 

no. he said "stop talking to me while your dick's in your hand."

 

I was shooting pictures at a high school basketball all-star game this weekend and Ted Nugent's son was playing. After the game, Nugent asked me to take some pictures of his family, and then he gave me his wife's cell phone number so I can contact them when proofs are ready. Ted was really cool; he played the National Anthem before the game.

 

so, is his wife hot? and you gonna hit that for free pics?

 

I looked in the mirror today.

 

I once saw Dee Snider at the supermarket.

 

and then Ted shot Flip and ate him for dinner.

 

Fuck you! That's my story! You're ripping me off!

Did you see him at Costco too?

 

Haha! It was actually at a Super Stop N'Shop. I used to work there during my high schoool summers, and he came in a few times. Never really got the chance to talk to him much though.

 

Mrs. Nugent is a lovely young lady, and there will be no hitting. My wife might have something to say about that, and I don't want Ted to skin and eat me.

 

That's one of the funniest things I've ever read on here.