Recent celebrity sighting (here's mine, add yours) ...

Effin A. Best. Glasses. Ever. HOF material.

 

Had to run over the fucker three times before he stopped screaming.

 

You fuckers got that right!!!

 

I saw BYH blow Jack Blades backstage at Rock-la-homa last month.

 

Used to work out in a gym in Kerrville, Texas, and at least once or twice a week Thomas Hayden Church would be in there. Owns a ranch near there. Would hit the gym wearin an old, old Van Halen concert tour T-shirt and blue jeans tucked inside knee-high cowboy boots. He kept to himself. Would give you the "guy" nod if you looked at him, like "Yeah, I see ya," but preferred not to talk shop of fan stuff. Hit it pretty hard, too.

Stood next to Leanne Rimes before she sang the national anthem in San Antonio before a game in the 2007 NBA Finals. Pretty face, but alarmingly skinny. Girl needs to mix a pizza or two into the diet.

And, of course, you can't cover the Spurs without seeing Eva ... tiny, tiny woman.

After years of writing sports, I don't count seeing athletes anymore.

My son, however, is freakin' Forrest Gump. Everywhere he goes, he runs into celebs. One day, shopping in Baton Rouge, he gets "locked in" a Banana Republic by mall security. Back door to the store opens and Jessica Simpson walks in to pick out some gifts. She was in town shooting the "Dukes of Hazard" movie.

He's in the gym the next day, telling that very story, and who steps onto the treadmill next to him? Jessica Simpson.

Crap like that happens to him all the time.

 

Did your son tell her "I can see the future . . . sorry you gave up on the treadmill."

 

Screw you!!!

HE blew ME. Don't mix that up again!!!

 

I shook hands with Rob Dibble today. I went to give blood at Nats Park for a blood drive and he was walking out as I was going in. Didn't realize it was him at first: he's much taller than me. I told him it was nice meeting the man, the myth, the legend. He laughed.

 

I'm still bitter we couldn't get Dibble to come out and drink with us during the Bmore outing in June. That would have been pretty cool.

 

Somehow, doing the same with Ray-Ban aviators doesn't have the same effect.

Then again, I'm not BYH.

 

Those are the exact words he used today when describing Adam Dunn. He made some silly voice, too. Most nights I can take him, but tonight I was annoyed.