Refereeing hijinx

Kickball... am told it's quite popular with the K-7 set

 

So you enjoyed Not Another Teen Movie too, huh?

 

Want me to go all Ken Kaiser on 'em?

Someone needs to be upper-decked. Or get sent to Godless County.

 

We know how this really ends. He'll get some big blister on his left hand from the T's.

Two nights and a bottle of Hot Damn later, it's amputation time.

 

Maybe the guy was just trying to get his profanity in shape for the high school season.

 

It's even better when the ref stays where he is and makes the offending player come to him before showing the card.

 

I think Chef just outed himself as Ted Valentine.

 

Avoid the clap.

 

If there's a better line in that movie, I'd like to see it.

 

I've always enjoyed, "What time is is where you live?" or "I loved you in the Wizard of Oz."

 

Solid. Damn solid.

 

Hey, it's a step up. This one didn't involve a six-pack and a bottle of peroxide.