Remedies

Slackers.

 

Update: Less of a sore throat but it's still scratchy ratchy. Used Instacart to deliver raisins among the groceries. Waited outside for 20 minutes. Get a text that said they delivered it, which they did, but to some rando address. Pissed. Instacart apologizes profusely and says they'll re-send the order but it'll take up to 2 hours (and they give me a month of fee-free delivery so that's a win). Still waiting. I just want some chewed-up raisin juice, yo.

 

Update: Got the raisins. Chewed into juice and slowly swallowed. Washed down with the juice of a squeezed lemon. Washed down with a bit of rotisserie chicken.

I plan to feel great in the morning.