Restaurant ethics

Thank God you didn't bring your kids with you!

 

Yeah. It would take 10 seconds for the waitress to come over, explain the problem and offer the other wine. Instead, it puts you in awkward situation being charged more for something you did not order.

 

Reminds me of the other day when I was at a restaurant with a date and she was breastfeeding and I was using my penis pump and the waitress got all bent about it. Fucking puritanical Texas fucks.

 

This just took a strange, not to mention scary, turn.

 

C'mon KY, clearly that was the direction this was headed. I mean who doesn't bring a penis pump and use it at a restaurant?

 

It was our first date and I wanted to look good.

 

If she was breastfeeding you, why were y'all at a restaurant?

 

She was drinking booze in the restaurant's bar. I like a little spike in my breastmilk.

 

I made a reservation for a mid-size, and she's a small.

 

You should have made a White Russian.

 

Bingo.

Friends or not, you don't have to patronize that restaurant again if they're going to pull that business.

 

Exactly correct.