Ribs at Burger King?

I'm with Mizzou. BK is the White Lion of fast food french fries.

 

Saw a commercial for these maybe a week ago. I have zero faith that they will be edible. I'll be interested to hear a report from SJ's fast food regulars, though. It wouldn't be the first time I was wrong.
It would be the second

 

Hey assface, White Lion had two top 10 hits. You leave them out of this.

 

Wait for when the Riblets Cry.

 

BK's onion rings are fantastic.

The fries there are really good, if they're fresh. The ones that have been under the lamp are worthless.

 

Never thought I'd see this many people defend BK fries. Actually, never thought I'd see anyone defend them.

 

I'm with you Dr. X.

As I said in my earlier post, I'd rather have McDonald's or Wendy's fries from the dumpster than BK's.

 

How can people say BK has good fries? Were you raised in some weird family that taught you to hate really good french fries? Were you fed Whataburger or Wendy's fries while undergoing shock therapy? Was your mother killed by a serial killer in a Ronald McDonald costume? These are the only reasons I can think of for praising BK fries.

And there is no way these are real ribs, unless they have some pygmy cows that they've created through genetic engineering. And if so, slaughtering those pygmy cows is a horrible crime against humanity. Just think about how damn cute the little fellas must be.

 

(Sigh). They're <i>pork</i> ribs. Pork doesn't come from cows.

 

Fine, then tiny pygmy pigs. That's even cuter. With their little, swirly pygmy tails. They have those already, though, with potbelly pigs. That's not what they get these from, is it? Little potbelly pig ribs for sale at BK? That's just wrong.