Rick Ankiel's Comeback

Every day it's the same thing with you, son. I grow tired of it and others on the board too.
The sun is shining outside even though it's dark. Have you been out there? You always have to make it personal and that isn't right it makes you a dirty little cocksucker. I'm sittign here with my neighbor and I'm about to invade here newshole and it just makes me sick that you have yto make this personal when you don't even know me.

Fuck your mother and enjoy this fine Jim Edmonds Hates Rick Ankiel Day.

 

Funniest post ever.

Laughing so hard I have tears in my eyes.

 

stoop brings out the best of Zeke.

 

Nice to see the idiots out tonight. Your a clown zeke and all you care about is getting a few cheap laughs. Grow up son and stop being an ass wipe every minute of the day. We're all tired of it, and wish these threads could stay on topic. Go outside son, theres a whole wide beautiful world out there and I hope youre not a ass hole there too because that would be sad.

Have a good day.

 

We NEED to have a stoob-speak writing contest.

It has to happen.

 

Can I be a judge?

 

Judges????

Ooooooooooooooooooooooh, sorry, 5.7s across the board.

 

Wow...back on track for just a moment, but who else thinks Ankiel's bomb would make for good movie fodder?

 

only if its in concert with the mock HIV conversation

 

This is awesome ... if I'm running against his arm I head home from second every time. I mean the guy has an arm, but he won't hit the catcher's mitt directly.

 

Boots has been everywhere, man
Boots has been everywhere, man
Crossed the deserts bare, man
Boots breatherd the mountain air, man
Travel - Boots had his share, man
Boots has been everywhere

He's been to:
Reno
Chicago
Fargo
Minnesota
Buffalo
Toronto
Winslow
Sarasota
Whichta
Tulsa
Ottowa
Oklahoma
Tampa
Panama
Mattua
LaPaloma
Bangor
Baltimore
Salvador
Amarillo
Tocapillo
Pocotello
Amperdllo

He's a Killer
Boots has been everywhere, man
Boots has been everywhere, man
Crossed the deserts bare, man
He's breatherd the mountain air, man
Travel - he's had his share, man
Boots has been everywhere

He's been to:
Boston
Charleston
Dayton
Lousiana
Washington
Houston
Kingston
Texas (County)
Monterey
Fairaday
Santa Fe
Tollaperson
Glen Rock
Black Rock
Little Rock
Oskaloussa
Tennessee
Tinnesay
Chickapee
Spirit Lake
Grand Lake
Devil's Lake
Crater Lake

For Pete's Sake
Boots has been everywhere, man
Boots has been everywhere, man
Crossed the deserts bare, man
He's breatherd the mountain air, man
Travel - he's had his share, man
Boots has been everywhere

He's been to:
Louisville
Nashville
Knoxville
Omerback
Shereville
Jacksonville
Waterville
Costa Rock
Richfield
Springfield
Bakersfield
Shreveport
Hakensack
Cadallic
Fond du Lac
Davenport
Idaho
Jellico
Argentina
Diamondtina
Pasadena
Catalina

See What he Means
Boots has been everywhere, man
Boots has been everywhere, man
Crossed the deserts bare, man
He's breatherd the mountain air, man
Travel - he's had his share, man
Boots has been everywhere

Boots has been to:
Pittsburgh
Parkersburg
Gravelburg
Colorado
Ellisburg
Rexburg
Vicksburg
Eldorado
Larimore
Adimore
Habastock
Chadanocka
Shasta
Nebraska
Alaska
Opalacka
Baraboo
Waterloo
Kalamazoo
Kansas City
Sioux City
Cedar City
Dodge City

What A Pity
Boots has been everywhere, man
Boots has been everywhere, man
Crossed the deserts bare, man
He's breatherd the mountain air, man
Travel - he's had his share, man
Boots has been everywhere

He's been everywhere

 

If there is a contest, it may be over before it began...