Ride the S.L.U.T.

Next time I'm in the land of Nirvana, I'll be sure to hop aboard the nearest SLUT.

Question: Should I take my shoes off?

Next question: If it costs a buck to ride the SLUT, is it really a SLUT?

 

Answer to first question: No, they like it dirty.

Answer to second question: Yes, but it's a very very short time.

 

As Beavis once said, "My mom's not a whore. Whores do it because they need the money. My mom just does it because she likes it. She's a slut."

 

My thoughts exactly, she ain't a slut if you pay, that makes her a prostitute.