RIP Dwayne Haskins

Rollie Massimino, who failed to replicate the success he had at Villanova during stints at UNLV and Cleveland State, died…

 

If Haskins' car had broken down and he was walking to get gas / help, I feel like the Florida Highway Patrol would have mentioned that by now. That leaves doing something ill-advised or doing something intentional. Both are very sad.

 

Ryan Day is more responsible for that than anyone. I’d love to see what he would’ve done if he had Burrow as his starter.

 

TOO SOON

 

Jesus of Nazareth, local carpenter and amateur wine maker, died this Friday…

 

Hope they got the obit paid for before the Sunday morning press run.

 

Someone at Gannett HQ: “There’s a way for our papers to make some money: resurrection notices!”

 

Adam Schefter, known for sending insensitive tweets as well as carrying water online for his sources, died today in a kiln explosion.....

 

How could he? Cleveland State was on probation.

 

Phil Connors, a disgruntled TV weatherman from Pittsburgh,
died yesterday, and today, and again tomorrow, in Punxsutawney, PA.

 

I just talked to him last week. He was going to make a pot for me…

 

“Christ, who turned to carpentry and winemaking after a brief baseball career ended due to his inability to hit curve balls …”