RIP, Esquire

Man, don't get me started on the trend of silly or flashy socks. Such a fake attempt to show bullshit personality. "I may be wearing a suit, but I'm still wacky!" And now that everyone is wearing them, the trend seems totally played.

Your socks should match your shoes, dammit. And get a damn haircut! And stop waxing your mustache!

 

Wait, I thought your socks should match your pants. It's been your shoes this whole time? Motherfucker!

 

Shit, no you are right. I was typing in such anger that I mixed it up.

 

Went to a Catholic grade school with a dress code. Kids who wore pants that didn't go to the ankle or beyond were bullied when I was a kid.

"Where's the flood, faggot!?"

 

We might have been classmates.

 

I once read a suggestion that people would be willing to pay $10,000 for a chance to have a drink with "Esquire" writers. That might be an untapped revenue stream?

 

This explains so much about both of you.

 

I only drank in one bar in Minneapolis, but I drank there a lot. RIP Nye's.

 

hey, it's the Apologist for the Misogynist! Thanks for stopping by. Now pixie hop your way back to the politics thread, ya partisan hump.

 

Ok now I'm definitely not taking sides here, but "Apologist for the Misogynist" is a pretty solid nickname. Has the cadence that would fit right in with Apollo Creed's list of nicknames in Rocky IV, right between "The King of Sting" and "The Count of Monte Fisto."

 

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