RIP Harry Reems

So we shouldn't call it a porn-star mustache, then?

 

It might have started with Burt Reynolds. Late '60s, even.

 

It's a pornstache, and I will not argue this

 

Sasha Gabor's career in the porn industry was due largely to his resemblance to Reynolds.

 

In a one-game playoff, would you have gone with Amber, Ginger or Porsche? They were all powerhouses if you ask me.

And bonus points if you know who Amber Lynn's brother is.

 

Buck Adams (I saw "After Porn Ends" on Netflix)

 

The Lynns all looked like standard-issue porn stars. Give me Janine or Kay Parker.

 

Kay Parker, Aunt Peg (RIP) and Nina Hartley are my first-ballot HOFers.

Saw Ginger Lynn stripping at a Toronto joint some years back, like watching Willie Mays stumble around with the Mets.

 

Boy, sj.ca sure knows its porn

 

Don't ever lump me in with those Canadian asshats again.

 

You should be so fortunate.

 

TMI.