RIP, Joe Torre's managerial career.

Amen to that. Love short-haired, slutty Kelly. Dated a girl in college with blonde hair, great skin, who was crazy as fuck, and named ... wait for it ... Kelly.

Sadly (or perhaps fortunately) she ran off with her own personal Dylan.

 

I never liked the short hair on Kelly.

Kelly in high school and early college? Goodness. There was not a hotness meter that could properly measure her.

 

Dudes! Back to the Torre discussion. Because lord knows this board needs more Torre threads.

 

Ok Arnold, fine. Kelly (short hair, long hair, no hair) is so much hotter than Joe Torre.

 

But does she pick her nose as well on camera as Joe does?

 

Maybe George will forget he made the ultimatum (yeah, I know sick and cruel). Torre should just walk away. He doesn't need the gig and he doesn't need to do anything more. I mean going anywhere from the Yankees is a step down.

 

I don't know, Notre Dame football may soon have an opening ..

 

I will not throw dirt on Joe Torre just yet. He is a bonafide Hall of Famer. Probably should be there as a player.

 

I miss all the fun at night now that I'm old... I need to stay up at 3 a.m.... I missed an HIV 90210 threadjack...

 

Best thread ever.

 

Maybe we should set our alarms for 2:30 a.m. and join the night crew after a night of rest?

 

You two share one alarm? That sounds cozy.