RIP Ken Lay...

Curious to see if W attends the services. My respect for him will actualy go UP (from one-half to one percent), if he displays
that kind of nerve.

 

There won't be a public service.
The family will do the right thing (as it were) and save themselves it turning into a spectacle.

 

All the more suspicious. If I had $150 million socked away offshore, this'd be MY scenario, for damned sure.

 

I have sympathy for the thousands of people he bilked out of millions of dollars.

I'm gonna say it again.

Burn in hell, Ken Lay.

 

Some words to remember Lay by:

QUOTES:

"I can honestly say that I have never felt better about the company." — Upon resuming the position of CEO in August 2001.

"I might add that I and Enron's board of directors continue to have the highest faith and confidence in Andy and believe he is doing an outstanding job as CFO." — Oct. 23, 2001, the day before former finance chief Andrew Fastow was pushed out upon revelations that he ran shady partnerships that hid debt, inflated profits and enriched him.

"My personal belief is that Enron stock is an incredible bargain at current prices." — to employees in September 2001.

 

He definitely ingested something that won't show up in autopsy to get his family his massive life insurance check.

No way he just checked out of natural causes so conveniently.

 

From the Houston Chronicle"

"His heart simply gave out," pastor says

 

Maybe it was two sizes too small.

A new rhyming haiku:

Enron thief Ken Lay
Cheated jail and died today
Worms can munch away

 

Kenny-Boy's fetid flesh would gag a maggot.

 

Since this man is a convicted criminal, there should be an independent autopsy and comfirmation that he is indeed dead.

My money says he's at a place like this

http://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/factbook/geos/jn.html

 

Yes, I do believe it. If I didn't believe it I wouldn't have written it.

 

Bin Laden was good at first. He just went too far.