RIP Name Changes (this means you too flaghokie)

I'm just gonna need a copy of that transfer order, colonel.

 

I second that. I've changed my name a few times, but I can't keep track of everyone else.

 

Thanks, Darlene.

 

Of course. I'm here to help in any way I can. Do you believe that? I'm here to help you in any way I can.

 

if we dont need your help, does that mean you'll go away?

 

I sometimes change my screen name because my doctor told me it would help serve as a stool softener

 

Of course.

 

The corporal'll take you by personnel and give you all the transfer orders you want. But you have to ask me nicely.

 

Excuse me?

 

How long do you plan to stay in character, colonel?

 

But that might look good. Redheads rule, after all.

 

Oh, I go red probably once a year. I was thinking of doing it this time, but got some advice from someone I trust that I should go with a light golden caramel brown. So that's what I did.

I'm sure I'll be red again, sooner rather than later. Not quite as red as you, though.