RIP Name Changes (this means you too flaghokie)

Colonel Jessop, if it's not too much trouble, I'd like a copy of the transfer order. Sir.

 

I knew this was coming. I didn't even have to go to page 4 without knowing what was going to be on it.

 

Someone's been watching the cable-TV friendly version, I see.

 

Don't worry about it. Your name fits this website's description very well.

 

It's been on cable the last two nights. So most likely, yea.

 

Hank --

I forgot to mention, I caught your episode the other night.

Classic, classic stuff.

"There's Marge's hammocks, that's on third..."

"Oh, you mean in the hammock district?"

 

Stop him! He's supposed to die!

 

Please go away immediately and come back when you're not lame.

 

The nice thing about Maryann's Hammocks is that she gets in the hammock with you.


That episode is on Season 8, which just came out on Tuesday.

 

I moved here from Canada and they think I'm slow, eh?

 

I'm in the middle of a fun run. See you at work Monday! Although, I don't really like to call it work.

 

I fell off the jungle-gym and when I woke up I was in here.

I start fires.