RIP Siegfried

Yep.

If you don’t play with them when they’re kittens, they’ll go full feral. Then you have a litter of wild cats running around the farm. Great against mice, bad for songbirds. Coyote or fox will get one or two. The dogs will kill at least one. The rest will have to be ... dealt with.

Moral of the story: Don’t have cats. Dogs are better.

 

Dogs are good.
Cats are good.
Dogs AND cats are the best.

I'm currently on the couch with a cat on my right and a dog on my left.

 

Nothing wrong with neutered barn cats. You just can't let them breed.

 

I want to be a wolverine lady when I get old.

 

They're outdoor farm cats. Ain't nobody paying good money to have them fixed. A .22 shell is much cheaper.

 

With or without the blades?

Please say with.

 

If I get to be a mutant, with.

If we're talking critters, I've changed my mind. I want to be a crazy badger lady.