Roe v. Wade to be overturned?

I don’t think he ordered many of them at all. Most women are smart enough to not want a kid fathered by a total schmuck.

 

I had a similar situation with my friend from high school. His girlfriend got pregnant and decided to have an abortion. Seeing as he had substance abuse issues, probably for the better. Lost touch with him years ago.

 

I've met many people who I'm pretty sure are survivors of rectal abortions, or births, I'm not sure which.
Either way, they are butthole babies.

 

Oh, man. You don't ever want to be a butt baby.

 

You kidding? The golden ticket to a payoff.

 

Did she get it outside the 31 Flavors? That’s pretty serious.

 

Y = Years of sexual activity by Fatfuck, age 77.
Let's say 60.

S = Average no. of sexual encounters per year. He has claimed this number is astronomical, once a day or more. Let's be conservative or maybe realistic and say 100.

C = Fatfuck himself proudly professes to never or very rarely use contraception so this number is 1.0

F = Let's assume his sex partners/clients/victims, out of good sense or self preservation or whatever, decide to use contraception themselves 50 percent of the time so this figure is 0.5

H = The human fertility rate when both parties are fully fertile and contraception is not used is generally quoted to be about 10 percent, so this is 0.1

F = Fatfuck has five acknowledged "legitimate" offspring.so this equals 5.

B = The number of bastards, or illegitimate Fatfuvk offspring. None are known so for now this figure must be zero.


(Y x S x C x F x H) -- (F + B)

fill in the values:

(60 x 100 x 1.0 x 0.5 x 0.1) minus (5+ 0)

60
x 100 = 6000
x 1.0 = 6000
x 0.5 = 3000
x 0.1 = 300
Minus 5 = 295

So a logical estimate of the number of abortions instigated or ordered by Fatfuck would be 295.

Of course if S, the number of sexual encounters per year, is a higher figure as loudly and frequently claimed by Fatfuck, this number increases geometrically.

We'll discount for the moment the number of sexual encounters Fatfuck has had with humans or other animals incapable of bearing humanoid offspring, although this number is undoubtedly non zero. But no need to go back to the bathroom toilet stalls of Studio 54 just now.

 

Where has he "proudly professed" that he didn't use condoms during his bachelor days?

And your equation doesn't include other factors such ... ahem ... finishing location.

 

I was told there would be no math.

 

On various Stern and other douchebro talk show appearances Fatfuck has complained that he hates using condoms, and he "lets the women worry about that stuff" (contraception). The inclusion of abortion in the standard paternity-suit go-away settlement legal packages used by Fatfuck's legal fixit flunkies indicates unplanned pregnancies are rather routine for him.

 

I’m enjoying this post way more than I probably should.

 

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