Roethlisberger in motorcycle accident?

Looks like Ragu's aiming to become the 1,000th member of the Sportschick club.

 

And no oribital bone fractures, either as was reported by the Trib.
They got killed on this one.

 

Were his teeth knocked out?

 

I'm not buying anything I hear or read on the full extent of Roethlisberger's injuries just yet. Those "other facial fractures" the doctor mentioned could include the eye socket. And the Steelers sure aren't going to be honest. The healthier Roethlisberger seems, the better position they are in if they do decide to pursue another quarterback.

The thing about his mother got me, too, but I know people like that. My brother rides and in response to this accident, he told me if he gets killed in an accident on his bike tomorrow, he was happy. I told him I'd be sure to remind his kids about that.

Maybe it's just my family. My mother won't wear a seatbelt because it makes her uncomfortable. She refused to start even after my grandmother was thrown through a windshield in an accident (she survived, but you get the point).

I give up.

 

2 were knocked out. Several with chipped.

 

Instead, he's got a metal plate in his jaw, a la Kanye West.

 

Chunky soup, I'm sure.

 

I'm a little confused about Roethlisberger's mother. I've seen stories saying that his mother, Ida, died when Ben was a kid. But I've also seen stories saying that his mother, Brenda, was going to shoot a soup commercial with him on Wednesday. (I'm going to assume that the Chunky folks didn't decide to film a commercial with an exhumed corpse and that, therefore, Brenda is alive and kicking.) The Steelers' web site also lists his mother's name as Brenda. So who's Ida?

 

Brenda's his stepmother. Ida's his biological mother.

 

Simple. Why didn't I think of that? Thanks, sportschick.