Runnin' Elite Eight thread

Hibbert sweats more than Patrick Ewing Sr.

 

Well they're gonna win. You must have figured that out by now.
Game over. Two-peat.

 

BYH, who the HELL schedules a wedding for March? Is the groom not a college hoop fan or just whipped?

Oh yeah, I'm out of all my pools. I have no rooting interest. Was hoping for a first-time champion. Gack.

 

Well, he is playing against God's Gift to Basketball, Tyler Hansbrough. My guess: Hibbert will foul out in about 15 minutes, if Thompson leaves him on the floor.

But that's no different that most of UNC's games this year.

Edit:
Free throws attempted: North Carolina 13, Georgetown 2.

 

14 free throws to 2.

 

How appropriate: North Carolina finishes the half at the stripe.

Your FT tally at the half:

Georgetown: 2-5
North Carolina: 17-20

 

Georgetown shooting nearly 60% from the field (and 63% from 3-point range), and STILL trails by eight with eight to play.

FTs: UNC, 26; Georgetown, 5.

 

At least you guys are getting to watch it. They keep cutting into our broadcast to talk about tornado warnings, even though most people would be happy if a few of the dogshit towns in West Texas were erased from the landscape.

 

You're not missing much. In fact, just read this over and over for the next few minutes and it won't matter if you're watching.

Georgetown: Foul
North Carolina: Free throws

Later, rinse, repeat.

It's now 28-5. I'm thinking it's officially ridiculous by now.

Hibbert, Sapp, Maklin and Ewing ALL have three fouls.

 

C'mon, people in Winters and Rotan gotta know what's going on.

Edit: G'town made a run to get within three, then Hibbert was promptly hit with No. 4.

 

Tyler Hansbrough = Gerry Cooney

 

Only if everytime Cooney got hit, the referee took a point away from the guy beating his ass.