Running 2011 Baseball Thread, Vol. I: Dedicated to spnited

At least our bullpen is rested.

Mariano is going to have to finish this thing.

 

Outing alert: Yankeefan is Joe Girardi

 

Well, I think it's pretty clear I'm not impartial.

Meanwhile, AJ continues to pitch to the scoreboard. 13-7 now.

AJ out. Was up 13-1 after the Yankees batted in the top of the third. Now he's ineligible for a win.

 

If Alex Rios was a pitcher, he'd throw like A.J. Burnett did tonight.

 

Toronto has called up mega prospect Brett Lawrie. Far left, holding beer bong.

 

His sister's twice the ballplayer he is.

http://www.gohuskies.com/sports/w-softbl/mtt/lawrie_danielle00.html

 

I hope he can close games after that fucking mess today. Future closer Dustin McGowan can't get here soon enough!

Snider goes down - again - while Thames moves to LF, Bautista goes back to RF and Villaneuva goes on the DL. Gregg Zaun said as soon as Snider came back that his swing and approach didn't look any different. looks like he was right. Thames is scuffling too, although he looks like he will be a hitter.

Snider won't get many more chances to get his shit together. Rasmus looks like he is turning a corner with the Jays.

 

By the by, I have done the beer bong thing. But never while dressed like that - with two other similarly dressed douchnozzles - and flashing gang signs in front of an avocado green VW Rabbit.

That is all.

 

The only thing I ever drank through a beer bong was a can of Coke. Big, big mistake.

 

Very exciting news for fantasy baseball purposes (which is the main reason I was ticked off that the Jays kept him in the minors too long earlier this season).

 

He's my kind of douche.

The Rabbit and cheesy garage as drinking setting just completes it.

 

Adam Dunn just crushed a ball.

Pretty funny to here Hawk go into his signature call and get all excited as fireworks explode over the cell for a solo HR with two out in the 9th to make the game 7-2.

The game was over one batter later.