Running 2016-17 College Rings Thread

Domers picking apart my Wahoos right now. UVA has 7 turnovers and 10 made baskets.

 

Virginia should switch to a slow sport like shuffleboard.

 

Bill Walton is like a pair of virtual reality goggles that let me experience what life would be like as a magic mushroom addict.

 

Just fell awake from a dream about Boeheim and Coppenrath.

 

Playboy has gone back to nude pictorials. Instead of dreaming about Boeheim and Copperath try looking at Playboy before retiring for a better nocturnal experience.

 

My thoughts exactly. Michigan is a heavy hitter contract for Nike - so much so that they put the air Jordan jumpman on the football gear. If Michigan needs new threads it would take one phone call. But hey, narrative yo.

 

I'd like to congratulate Iowa on clinching an NIT bid last night .

 

Those who watch Walton on Pac-12 Network broadcasts have started a drinking game, you take a drink every time he says "Conference of Champions."

 

During the Hawaii tournament, it should be whenever he says the words Maui Jim.

 

Like Vitale, Walton's ship has sailed far far into the sea.

 

I was on a plane last night and watching sportscenter and the USC-UCLA game. ESPN tries WAY too hard to make Walton a thing.

Frigging split screen showing Walton and the bald guy talking - during game action. Terrible.

 

I have no idea where the All-American Conference tourney is being held, but the SMU-East Carolina game looks like one of those European soccer matches where no fans are allowed because of prior hooliganism. You can distinguish the voices of individual cheerleaders.