Running 2017-18 college rings thread

That is so Louisville this year.

 

I can revel in University'6's misfortunes because we all know damned well that they're the definitive case study for the death penalty but the NCAA will never have the stones to impose it.

 

The NCAA is a eunuch. No stones at all.

 

Amateur athletics, my fat dimpled ass.

 

Is it wrong that Florida shit-housing Kentucky by 20 is making my nipples hard?

 

There was a time when the Cameron Crazies were actually clever and intimidating. This is just embarrassing.

 

I disagree. They've pretty much always been lame assholes.

 

Although reading that cheer sheet more closely, “Luke Maye may be a flat earther. Source: gut feeling” is kind of hilarious.

 

Roy once held a press conference to publicly announce he wouldn't recruit Shea Rush's dad. And these supposedly smart Duke kids couldn't even Google that?

 

Then again, maybe they are smart enough to realize Coach K doesn't really want to remind anybody of Myron Piggie's existence.

 

That makes me wonder: does Coach K review that shit, I mean sheet, before game day?