Running 2017 MLB regular season thread

Serena (and her baby) would have gone 100% at that.

I haven't broke it down, but this situation just screams "groove the HOFer one so he can take a curtain call."

 

Clicking on a link, I was stunned to find out Keith Hernandez hung himself.

 

Being a lifetime Royals fan, I loved Tartabull in his magical 91 season.

 

If I'm Dayton Moore, I would trade Moustakas, Hosmer and Travis Wood for a bucket of balls.
Hell. Keep the balls.

 

Why would you be down on Moose right now?

 

Moustakas was killing it going into the week. His RAW numbers were through the roof. What has changed?

 

MLB wants in on the Vegas taxpayer swindle. A's and Rays are mentioned as the top two candidates. Tampa Bay is the most likely, the A's look pretty good for Oakland as soon as the Raiders clear out.

Major League Baseball in Las Vegas? Commissioner says it's an option

 

At least he didn't pull a Jeff Kent and say he was washing his truck

 

Or carry a rack-a-ribs up the stairwell ...

Fucking Bum. Jesus. That boy's gonna do what that boy's gonna do.

 

If only he'd stuck to driving the truck through mud bogs, like on the commercials.

 

That will hurt the intangibles portion of his RAW.