Running 2017 MLB regular season thread

A ringer? What, he wasn't on the roster?

 

Sorry, picked the wrong word. Triple-A taxi squad guy.

 

Five-inning Jake rebounds and goes 6 tonight.

 

Boy do the Rangers suck.

 

You don't think it was just the immortal Charlie Morton making them look bad?

 

He ain't been pitching in every game.

 

I know. Just a joke.

 

I got it (and I laughed). This level of suck has been surprising, though. I figured they'd be all right, maybe good. But this bad? No way.

What's worse is that ownership retooled the broadcast crew. They booted Steve Busby and brought in two younger, and ridiculously duller, guys. I can handle bad baseball on the tube, but you gotta give me something to work with.

 

But how do they ***know*** he said it? Doesn't sound like the kind of thing that Boston is known for. One two in a million, I tell ya.

Fenway heckler banned for racist slur at fan

 

Cardinals fan shot by a stray bullet while sitting in the stands.

Baseball fan grazed by stray bullet during Cardinals game at Busch Stadium

I remember something similar happening at a Royals game 10 or so years ago. Maybe the souvenir shops at Missouri baseball stadiums should sell official team gear made of Kevlar.

 

I hope Holbrook got really drunk last night.
I feel bad for him. Just a bad night all the way around.