Running 2017 MLB regular season thread

You're just mad because you didn't think of it.

 

Mad because I didn't think of an overly contrived masturbatory joke? Please.

 

It's a long season. You should spread out these bursts of jealousy.

 

http://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2017/04/02/minnesota-twins-glen-perkins-disabled-list/

I wonder if maintaining the restaurant chain is taking its toll on his shoulder.

 

He's playing tonight.

 

Olney's Tweet called for thought, so that leaves you out, cis.

 

My other thought is we've heard that type of thinking before, and then 7-8 years later, the voters have forgotten.

 

Is that what that was?

 

It was some light humor to keep the Giants fans off the ledges.

 

You really think the voters are going to forget someone with Molina's credentials? And that's not even in the Top Five of your silly statements.

 

Hall of Fame voters exhibit a clear anti-recency bias.

Of course, my RAW test would be an infallible way to judge the players.