Running 2017 MLB regular season thread

First time for everything.

 

Yes, you must be so proud. You finally made a comment that made a tiny bit of sense.

 

You're still trying.

 

He did it again!

 

"I'll take 'Praise Pervdexter Never Hears' for $200, Alex."

 

Nothing going on in Chicago, in the baddest part of town.

 

And there goes that.

 

Pervdexter’s Modern Culture Report

“I’m going to write about movies this week! I am cool!

“First, it’s good to see another Pirates of the Caribbean movie in the theater. Those always break new ground. You have to catch this one on the big screen!

“When are they gonna release another Hangover movie? There were lots of stories left to be told with those characters.

“On a bad note, it’s troubling to see that Wonder Woman is ‘coming out.’ Who wants to see a female hero? And a ‘period’ piece? Those make you think too much! Hollywood needs to grind out more sequels, and they all need to be set in the current day. It’s 2017, movie writer people!

“Anyway, that’s it for this week’s culture report. I get tired if I combine too many thoughts at once.

“I am cool! Pervdexter out!”

 

Absolute fucking comedy gold.

 

Let's be honest, the last breast you touched was a chicken breast.

Spend the money and go get laid, may help your comedy.

 

Sad, real sad.