Running 2017 MLB regular season thread

Is this one of these posts where you think are three comedy steps ahead of everyone else? Because it looks more like the same stupid shit you always do.

 

In the big Lester-Kershaw matchup, it's 6-4 in the fourth inning. Where's Whitman?

 

Eh? English, please. I know writing more than 5-6 words is hard for you, but if I have to waste time reading your garbage, try not to make it gibberish.

 

Somehow I don't expect him to have the same interest in posting about Lester as he did last time out. Lester gave up six earned runs and was pulled with one out in the fourth inning, raising his ERA to 3.86 this season. It was already the third time this season he gave up at least five earned runs. At age 33, Lester is two years older than six-inning Jake.

 

5 teams have 30+ wins and 3 are in the NL West.

 

Schwarber is catching.

What the heck is going on with that guy?

 

"The Dodgers have swept the Cubs!"

First time in 5 years.

 

Is that a made up cis comment instead of a Mookie?

 

Pretty sure that's fake.

 

Damn, I'm putting Mookie on Ignore.