Running 2023-24 NCAA Basketball Thread

I can't watch Iowa men's basketball. McCaffrey makes it all about him. I turned into tonight's game on ESPNU and within two minutes he put his hands on an official two times. How that asshat isn't ejected every night is a mystery to me.

 

The back of Ed Cooley’s head looks like the Hawaiian Islands.

 

Maybe he likes Charlotte more than Greensboro. Then again, based on his infamous comments a few years back, is there any place he dislikes more than Greensboro?

 

So when they said Bama and Purdue were playing in Toronto, I figured they were going to be at the Raptors arena. Instead it’s a half-full OHL barn that the Fox announcers are pretending is stuffed to the gills.

 

I’ve watched a game in Philly sponsored by Malone’s steakhouse and UK Health and agame in Toronto sponsored by Ruoff and Discount Tire.

What a weird day.

 

Alabama has 13 3-pointers … and a 2-point halftime lead that isn’t going to hold up because Zach Edey is about to foul out the entire frontcourt.

 

I love watching Alabama play.
Oats wants to play as fast as humanly possible and jack up as many 3’s as you can.
That being said, he is an official’s worst nightmare.
In your ass from the opening tip, and never lets up.

 

One sure way to reveal your age: Admit you remember when DePaul was good.
They’re trying to blow a 16-point halftime lead against University-6.

 

Bama 19-43 from 3 with 3;04 left.

 

I began to question Clemson's commitment to basketball when Oliver Purnell left to try to make DePaul good again.

 

Indiana looks like pure horse manure. Second game (UConn) where they look completely outclassed.

Nate Oates dresses like his chocolate factory will be opening soon.

 

I'm old, OK! Are you happy now?

I'm sending Terry Cummings to bring the pain to your house.