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Running 2024 golf thread

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by playthrough, Jan 2, 2024.

  1. playthrough

    playthrough Moderator Staff Member

    I think simply telling them that this would be another good opportunity to shove it up the PGA Tour's ass would get it done. Bryson having the best major season and Bland the best 50-and-over major season would be quite a feather in the headdress.
     
  2. jr/shotglass

    jr/shotglass Well-Known Member

    Always the clubhouse leader in whiny bitchiness. Hey, jackass ... that's what your damn tour demands from its crowds. And you can't handle it in a qualifier?

     
  3. Deskgrunt50

    Deskgrunt50 Well-Known Member

    I cannot properly express how much Sergio Garcia can go fuck himself. Forever and always. An absolutely miserable asshole. And to think I sort of felt bad when the Bethpage crowd roasted him for all the regripping.
     
    MileHigh, dixiehack and playthrough like this.
  4. I Should Coco

    I Should Coco Well-Known Member

    I also love when Sergio and others blame their equipment. Like they can’t afford to use the newest and best golf gear.

    Yo, I’m out there swinging 35 year old Tom Weiskopf clubs and you won’t hear me blaming the equipment. My swing sucks!
     
  5. playthrough

    playthrough Moderator Staff Member

    Sergio has earned less than zero benefit of the doubt, of course, but his qualifier had spectators with no gallery ropes and from the looks of it they were just roaming everywhere. So every time you hit you gotta move people first and there aren't many marshals at qualifiers. Apparently slow-play warnings were handed out all over the course.
     
  6. Hermes

    Hermes Well-Known Member

    “Our crowds are freerange and fed only the choicest grains…”
     
  7. Cosmo

    Cosmo Well-Known Member

    I am by definition a golf sicko. I have no idea who this Springer is and how the fuck did he shoot 59 today at the John Deere?
     
  8. playthrough

    playthrough Moderator Staff Member

    TPC Deere Run, TPC River Highlands ... these are pinball weeks for the pros.
     
  9. Cosmo

    Cosmo Well-Known Member

    They’re like Korn Ferry stops. They want -30 to be the winning score. I’ve learned, to my great disappointment, that Jerry Springer didn’t shoot 59, but it was Hayden Springer, who is one of two Haydens in the top five right now.
     
  10. playthrough

    playthrough Moderator Staff Member

    I like to think this is somehow a salute to Hayden Fry.
     
  11. Cosmo

    Cosmo Well-Known Member

    Perfection, well done sir
     
  12. maumann

    maumann Well-Known Member

    I hate that my reaction any time someone says Korn Ferry is either the band or the grain. I somehow imagine barges filled with corn, heading up the Mississippi to the General Mills plant.
     
    SixToe and dixiehack like this.
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