Running, all-purpose World Cup thread

Bubba and Chelsea are in the house. I needed to know that. Thanks.

 

They just answered the coverage question. ABC is sticking with it through the trophy presentation.

 

Thank you. I love to watch soccer. But the flopping pisses me off. If I were in charge, I'd give red cards to the floppers. That would clean up the incessant mess right away.

 

Look, a friggin scandal is about to erupt.

This French team isn't French.

They're into the 88th minute and they haven't surrendered.

No way in hell are they French.

 

You sound like you're Le Pen. You dolt. STFU.

 

That was funny back in 1948.

 

Don't feed the trolls.

 

EXTRA TIME!

 

I was wrong, grasshopper.

 

But still, quite true in 2006.

 

Am I the only one who loves these Adidas soccer commercials?

 

Of course not. I've been watching the Jose+10 commercials for a month, and haven't tired of them.
Meanwhile, I've already gouged my eyes out at that damn Chevy commercial with the 50-year-old Taylor Hicks. Go away already.