Running Aussie Open Thread...

The good old days

 

I've actually met him. He's funny, and smart, too, in addition to his other obvious assets. Even my husband acknowledges the hypothetical threat there. Says he's almost as good looking as he is.

 

I firmly believe that one day Marat will become bored with all the gorgeous, tall, thin women he dates and show up on my doorstep, dying to be involved with a short, round ordinary looking girl who's a gigantic goofball.

Maybe one day he'll come here for an exhibition and can be as tongue-tied as I was when Pete Sampras was here.

 

I'd rather just go out for copious buddy beers with him and watch him in action. Priceless.

 

He's too hot to be a buddy! Andy Roddick on the other hand . . . I could see that.

 

Nah, it's good to have hot buddies. As I recall, they often have hot friends.
Roddick and I took the same smart-ass pill. We'd be cat and dog, he and I.

Ballscribe out.

 

SC: You were into Sampras? How can you get past those eyebrows and body hair? Ewww...

Mauresmo - great body, always had a great body. Nice hair too, in that pic.

Serena - Whoah, whoah. Does she have beepers when she runs backward? Damn.

 

I remain into Sampras, even if he is bald these days. One of those teen crushes that I held onto as an adult.

 

Hate to be a party pooper, but I've wanted to hook up with Serena since the day I saw her. I think she is hot.
Also, how did Roddick play tonight? I know he won and I saw the first two games and the last game of the match and he looked good, but obviously he couldn't have looked too good or else it wouldn't have been that far along.

 

Serena's not an unattractive woman, she just looked a lot better in the catsuit days, when she was about 30 pounds lighter. (Course now she's my size, so maybe I should be saying that she's hotter now . . .).

Roddick did not look as good today as he did against Marat the other night. Not that he looked awful, but he wasn't nearly as on as he was the other night.

 

SC - fair enough.

I would have hooked up with Serena in about 2 seconds back in the day. Who wouldn'tve? I'm a huge fan of curves, and Serena had those and the chiseled look. And she had natural curves. Back in the Slutrena (her word) days, man that would've been amazing!

Now: Not so much. But she'll get it back. Of course, she wouldn't want me, but that's a different matter.

 

juice?