Running Aussie Open Thread...

And just because of your shit talking I am now forced to root for the evil Federer.

 

Who would win a fight between the two? That's the ultimate way to decide. We all know Rodriguez can slap, but I think Roddick would take him in a fight to the death.

Post #200. Cha-ching!

 

Andy's fucked Mandy Moore and Maria Sharapova (if I remember right). Alex doesn't have nearly the conquest list, plus I'd fuck Andy, but not Alex.

And root for Federer, he's a hell of a player.

 

And Federer breaks in the opening game. In the immortal words of those before me:

This will not end well (for Roddick).

 

I'd much rather fuck ARod because that would mean I'd have a chance to fuck dreamy Jeter.
Also, I hate Federer and wanted to root for Andy Roddick, but oh well.
And, I think you proved my point when you stopped calling Andy A-Rod.

 

Who'd wanna fuck Jeter? He's fucked Maria Carey . . . You know he has diseases!

 

Roddick was lucky that shot was out because he had nothing to do with it. Let's hope this is a great match.

 

Andy just doesn't move well enough to keep up with Roger's shots.

 

did it give him a roddick?

 

I want to do ATM with both of them at the same time and I don't even really know what the hell ATM means.

 

Eeewwww.

ATM = Ass To Mouth

And Roddick breaks back.

 

I understand the Ass to Mouth part, but does that mean I take my dick from Mariah's ass and she sucks on it? Not to get all graphic, just want to make sure I understand my SJ lingo.