Running Aussie Open Thread...

You are so Dead. To. Me. that it's not even funny, ya drunk!

 

Wow. Federer gave up six points in the entire set. That was a fucking BEATdown.

 

I turned the channel over to espn when it was 6-4, 2-0.
that was like 15 minutes ago.

 

I'd love to see Federer against Sampras in his prime. That'd be a hell of a match.

 

You know, it'd be better if Federer was a dick. Then you could root against him and not feel bad.

 

I may be a drunk, but at least I don't like boys aged 19-21.

 

yeah, kinda like Mason Dixon in the latest Rocky. You wanted to hate him, but couldn't. Well, maybe it's not exactly the same thing, but you get my drift.

 

Oh, so you're saying you like boys older than that?

 

I think Federer would wipe the floor with him. Federer's more consistently dominant than any athlete in this lifetime with the exception of maybe Jordan.

 

ZING

 

Perhaps, but at least they are older than me, dammit.

 

Yeah, but it could also be a lack of consistent competition. Or maybe he is just THAT good. But Sampras always had people to challenge him. I definitely don't think Sampras would get mopped up.