Running Aussie Open Thread...

So what if he just assaulted Federer? That might help. Though he'd probably get his ass whipped there, too.

 

Andy cleans up his language mid-stream.

 

he just assaulted jesus by taking his daddy's name in vain.

 

He shoulda just let it fly. We're well outside of prime time in the U.S.

 

Jimmy Connors just looks like a shell of himself these days, particularly while watching this.

 

He looks like he's gonna drink heavily very soon.

 

Jimmy's mother just died. I'm sure he's not himself at the moment.

 

oh dammit. you fuckers just made me switch over to the world-wide leader ... and i don't even like "guy tennis."

 

Ahh. Sweet mercy.

 

God, we finally got you to watch and it's that terrible of a match. Sorry man.

 

all right, bed time. I intended to go a while ago, but I figured this thing would be over quick.
whaddya know, it was...

 

rarely happens when i'm not on tour.