Running Aussie Open Thread...

If I had HDTV, I'd be blind.

Holy shit.

 

I'd imagne that in HD that butt would block out the the sun.

 

At least she's not wearing the catwoman outfit.

 

Proving there is a God

 

Marat-Andy in the third round. How's a girl supposed to decide who to root for?

 

William Perry over Anne Kremer, 7-6 (7-4), 6-2

kremer was up 4-0 in the tiebreaker and, who knows, if she pulled that out and forced serena into a third set, serena may have have run out of gas

but fat tub of goo or not, she was hitting the crap outta the ball

BTW, carillo has gone from somebody i couldn't stand early on to i think a pretty damn good analyst

 

Who would ever root for Andy? Punk-ass that he is. Have the cameras caught on to one of Marat's hot arm-pieces (sorry sportschick) yet? That guy is my hero.

 

All of this mention of Serena's size had me searching on AP for photos. Nothing particularly telling there. As a matter of fact they seem to be pretty kind to her.

<a href="http://photobucket.com/" target="_blank"><img src="http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g251/nafselon/Serena-1.jpg"></a>

 

16 double faults from Dementieva today.

Sweetie, I think it's finally time to sell your soul for a serve so you can finally win a grand slam.

 

I guess it says something about the rest of her game that she can be ranked that high despite the serve of a 14-year-old.

Or it says that only the top players know how to attack a shitty serve.

 

Please tell me you did not just refer to Marat's women as bitches. Jesus, you boys are idiots sometimes.

And Andy . . . well, he finally beat Federer last week. Why wouldn't a girl from the States root for him?