Running baseball thread part VIII

Maybe ARod is starting to come around a bit, two singles in his last two at-bats.

 

Go Pat Burrell.

 

Nope ... From Elias:

The monster inning marked just the second time in history that two teams have scored at least eight runs in both halves of an inning, according to the Elias Sports Bureau. The other came on May 8, 2004, when the Tigers scored eight in the top of the fifth inning, and the Rangers answered with 10 in the bottom half.

 

I was at that game. That inning took for-fucking-ever.

 

David Wright is a triple away from the cycle in Milwaukee.

 

Nice find, Gutter.

 

If Burrell can continue his hot hitting with Utley out, the Phillies should be in good shape.

 

The Brewers will not finish above .500.

 

Jock Jones sucks sweaty goat balls.

 

Wow. What a dog ass performance today.

 

Sorry, Cubs fans. I was rootin' for you, too (phuck the Phils.)

But as a Braves fan, I can tell you this: If you ever stake your hopes on Mark DeRosa to come through with the tying run in scoring position and two outs in the eighth ... well, tomorrow's another day.

Now, go beat the Mets.

 

And fuck Will Ohman too. Cocksucker.