Running baseball thread part VIII

I am required to root against the Cubs as long as I work with the cocksucker sitting next to me who is a Cubs fan.

 

Do what you have to do. But stop giving updates after every fucking at-bat. They're beating the fucking Royals. Whoopdie-fucking-doo. Two straight pages, after A-Rod's home run, of nothing but the fucking Yankees. Christ.

 

Maine just walked in a run. 2-0 Cubs with two outs in the third, bases loaded and Cliff Floyd at bat.

 

Goddamn it, that's funny.

 

Would you rather have had updates on the glorious Rangers-Blue Jays game?
Who gives a fuck what is posted as long as it is about baseball? Unless you are calling out HockeyBeat and Spnited, who are the furthest thing from Yankees fans I have ever met.

 

Life will get harder for the Yankees when they stop playing slapdicks like the White Sox, Royals and Devil Rays and play top teams like the Angels, Indians and Red Sox.

 

Awesome. Maine hits Floyd to bring home another run. 3-0 Cubs.

 

And this all could have been avoided had the right call been made at first four batters ago.

 

There's a valuable contribution to the thread.

Why aren't the Fox announcers giving a proverbial blowjob to Maine now?

 

DeRosa singles. 5-0 Cubs.

Balls.