Running bowl thread

Come on, Lou Holtz. Quit with the fucking conspiracy theories about why the media hates you.

 

Obviously, your Spanish is much better than mine. Would you like to chat w/ my mother-in-law?? She's got some questions she's been dying to ask for....Oh, the last couple decades, or so.....

 

Mystery Meat's allure with women is apparently more than nationwide.

 

Ok, now the dude calling the Emerald Bowl (again...ESPN Mexico feed) has a lisp. Or.....may be from Spain. Either way, my confusion level is rising. Time for another cerveza....

 

I could try, but considering I bungle the Taco Bell menu, I might not be your man. The good people at Babelfish came through with the interpretation, which for all I know might actually mean "grilled zebra penises"

 

Oddly enough, just the phrase I was trying to come up with (without the grilled part...)

 

Just a note that when I looked up and saw USC playing in the Emerald Bowl, I thought I had gotten accidentally shitfaced.

I am assured that this is, in fact, happening.

Carry on.

 

Mutually exclusive issues.

 

Dooley noted.

 

TOOOOCHDOWN!! Stanley Havili, sin problemas!!

 

So in this game we have a 25-year-old QB v. a 19-year-old QB.