Running final season--seasons?--of Scrubs thread

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Fucking great.

Sometimes you've just gotta say, "What the fudge."

 

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I certainly would not boot Christa Miller from the premises for making crumb on the bed, but the Botox has fucked her face and speech up something fierce.

"Sometimes you just gotta say what the fudge."
"That's not the line."
"I saw it on a plane."

 

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"Hello tall, dark and whatever."

"Handsome?"

"No."

 

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I said the same thing during Seasons 5 and 6. She was absolutely killer in The Drew Carey Show for all those years, and she was great during the first few seasons. But she did not need the Botox. Not one bit.

 

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Look at this man. He's never going to have sex with a woman unless she's dead. And dead rhymes with...
That's how everyone remembers my name.

 

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"Oh, my God. Is this what Heaven feels like?"

 

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"Look at this man. He'll never have sex with a woman unless she's dead. And dead rhymes with Ted."

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"I want to take Izzy to my homeland."

"You're from Chicago."

 

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"He looks like a serial killer, which is a cereal I don't want. Like oat bran."

 

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JD: "That's popcorn magnate Orville Reddenbacher."

Janitor nods.

 

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"But no one knows your name!"

Excellent. Thoroughly excellent.

 

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JD: "It's like the ammonia is making me violent, angry and hateful."

Janitor: "That's how it starts."

JD to an attendant: "Who are you looking at?"

 

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"Very good."