Running MTV VMAs thread

The rest of us must need mega, super, jumbo thighmasters.

I read somewhere that Britney is a size 8 now. I'm a 10.

Soooooooooo, Mr. Oregon, would you like to tell Dr. J that I need a thighmaster?

 

Apparently BS has decided to steal her new look from Savanna Samson, but without the same level of personal class.

 

One word: Guntmaster

 

Amen, brother, amen.

 

She isn't close to fat.

She is, however, pretty used-up looking.

 

Well, here is where three years of married life and a proper appreciation for women's body image issues – aided, in part, by threads on this board – leaves me sensitive to the wide (no pun) criticism that Britney looked fat.

She's a 25-year-old who's had two kids, and just on that basis I'd say she's in the top 2% of such women on the face of the earth right there. She's normal-sized, but of course we are exposed to so much imagery of people who are, at the end of the day, frighteningly thin.

Her act? That would have been tired 15 years ago.

And, I gotta say, I'd still hit it. With a smile.

 

But not with any feeling, methinks.

 

I hate you all. Fucking type so people can read it or don't type it at all. It's not funny, it's not creative. It's stupid. Both those would have worked at full size, I'm sure.

I wouldn't know, because I won't copy and paste them somewhere else just to read them.

 

I think they'd both still hit it.

 

That the average American woman has the sense to not go on international TV wearing that outfit for the big "comeback moment" while wasted and looking out of shape compared to how she looked in the past.

It's not that she's fat -- it's that she looked pretty phenomenal before, and now quite clearly does not. She (or someone babysitting her) should have the sense not to wear that outfit right now.

 

Sorry. Not a habit of mine. To review:

And, I gotta say, I'd still hit it. With a smile.

 

But not with any feeling, methinks.