Running NCAA men's tournament thread 2012

Favorites so far:

"They're trying to break a tree."

"Suspect described as a white male in a blue shirt."

"We have a partially nude male with a propane tank."

 

"Minor shooting. Victim is uncooperative."

 

You know, I railed against this shit before. But the one night I went out there as a fan ('96) it was a blast. And that was the first time, so it was organic and everyone just ended up there.

 

And now one of the cops has his mike open while he is talking to some girls and he doesn't realize it.

 

Wow an RJ Corman reference. Awesome. I think they just said someone was passed out on some railroad tracks. THAT will not end well.

 

They also described a white male with an afro.

 

My favorite was the futon fire.

"It's not in the road, it's in the yard. They can deal with it with themselves."

 

I am just getting on here...so when does the police scanner dispatch girl get a reality show?

 

Limited traffic on channel 4. Limited traffic on channel 4.

 

He's been working it for so long, I keep expecting to hear sex any second now.

 

"We just had a flash mob...they said they were going to shoot everybody" #LexingtonPoliceScanner

 

You're not the only one who's noticed.

"I feel rather confident that the dispatcher on the #lexingtonPoliceScanner is attractive."

"As for the dispatcher? I actually see an appearance on the Howard Stern Show in your future."

"One of the women on the #LexingtonPoliceScanner sound like she should be working for a 900 number slash a sex line ..."