Running NFL Week XVI thread

Don't hate. Cleo Lemon can throw a football over dem mountains

 

You know, Chuck, prior to his NFL career, Mr. Lemon was the lead singer of a bad '80s band called Letters From Cleo...

 

OK, Letters TO Cleo. They were going in the other direction.

 

Did Harrington get injured?

 

No. They just made the change at halftime.

You know, a close game is emerging out of this offensive holocaust...

 

And now, friends, we see if a quarterback can run a two-minute drill with five-minute passes...

(Fuck Theismann. CP can barely get a 12-yard out to the sideline.)

 

Yeah, what he said.

Been bad in the Liquid Sunshine State today --- lotsa rain, tornadoes destroying houses (and allegedly my brother's place of employment), the works. Big fun.

 

Is this how the Jets won most of their games?

The passes Chad Pennington threw tonight ... they were the type of passes your high school quarterback threw before being moved to free safety in his first week of college ball.

 

Good news! The clock hitting double-zeros means only one thing ... Tony Kornheiser won't be analyzing any more games this season.

 

The NFL moved the Packers-Bears game to Sunday night on NBC. Green Bay might have no playoff shot at this point (if the Giants win and the Packers can't have a better strength of schedule), so it will be even more fawning over Brett Favre by John Madden in this case. Either way, prepare yourself for some Favre love that night.

 

Eventually we had to agree on something. Wow, it was a painful year in the ESPN booth.

Tony K. and Theistard were hurling some barbs at each other near the end of tonight's excruciating broadcast. Maybe they were good-natured.

But wow, these ftards are one-dimensional. Nothing like a 3.5-hour analysis of the QBs. Deep, guys.