Running Queen Thread

Would that not be Arnold Babar?

 

Wonder if she'll be throwing back mint juleps as well?

 

Her royal pompous ass majesty was in Kentucky for Oaks today and will make a 45 minute appearance at the Derby tomorrow, in which she'll sit in her own box with no visitors that she hasn't approved.

Among the reports by the local news were how the queen's whipped bitches servants were searching for the perfect mix for her tea--which makes her pretty lame a respectable lady for avoiding alcohol at one of America's biggest gathering of alcoholics--and a report on how one should act when the queen enters the room. According to two more pompous know-it-alls the experts, it is OK to fart look and nod at the queen while flipping her the bird politely smiling, but you should only speak to her when spoken to, and God knows my heart would be broken if some rich figurehead who rapes the British of their tax dollars decided not to talk to me.

Just a few tips for those of you who, like me, don't give two shits about the queen can't wait to be caught in the same room as her.

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Sorry, I know I should probably show more respect towards the queen, but she's nothing to me.

 

You know I'm not going to let this end well

 

Bring it on!

 

I have time... your majesty...

 

She loves you too.

 

Now there's a GILF.

 

And the hottest ticket in Washington is the Monday dinner at the WH.


http://www.nytimes.com/2007/05/05/washington/05queen.html?hp

Memo to Fredo: don't call her "Liz"

 

You're doing a heckuva job, Queenie.

 

She was at the Kentucky Derby. I hear she bet all of Scotland on Scat Daddy.

Oh, well, the Scottish Nationalist Party won the election anyway.

 

Whoa. The Queen and Mike Ricci in the same picture? That has to be some violation of aesthetic etiquette. She hasn't seen anything that ugly since ... well ... whenever the last time Princess Anne visited.

Never mind.