Running Queen Thread

Charles wasn't there – every time he shows up at the track, they try to throw a saddle on his back.

 

So this is what I never understand: What's in that handbag? And why does she have to carry it onto the ice? I mean, this is the QUEEN, there's no one in her entourage who can carry a little hanky and some TicTacs, maybe a Dr Pepper Lip Smacker?

Seriously, what's in the purse?

 

fixed.

 

I wonder if she crossed paths with the king today in Kentucky.

 

The Queef's visit pushed hotel prices for the golf tournament in Billsburg to ridiculous highs. That's all I'm saying.

 

The President has the "Football."

The Queen has the "Purse."

Launch codes.

 

Nah.. there's only one thing a Queen would keep in her purse

 

"No matter how silly the idea
of having a queen might be to us,
as Americans we must be gracious
and considerate hosts."

 

She ain't no human being...

 

I'm pretty sure most Americans quit giving a shit about the British royalty the minute we kicked Cornwallis back across the pond.

 

That certainly did it for me ...

 

England's dignity.