Running Tiger Woods thread

The Tiger Slam 2.0

 

I'd like him to add Lindsay Lohan to his list.

Tiger Lindsay Slam 2.0

 

All of this means he will come back and win a maj...........Shit.......I almost got all the way through it.

Ain't no way.

 

Tiger Woods announces his return to competitive golf

Does this mean anything at all to anyone anymore?

 

Nope.

 

It means something for TV ratings, if he can actually play OK and stay healthy.

Both of those are huge IFs.

This has got to be it, though. If he can't sustain a comeback this time, it's officially over (it may well be officially over already).

 

Means to me he should be seeking endorsements from pharmaceutical companies. Advil, etc.

But maybe not from the makers of Ambien.

 

Can he chip and putt? And avoid shanking balls and hitting a 100 yd skyball off the tee? Because last time we saw him chipping with a 4 Iron like a guy who couldn't break 100.

 

Short game and putting were bad in his brief return. As was his driver.

He's got a month to practice.

 

I'll watch. After what he did for 15 years, I'll watch. Won't expect miracles, but I'll watch.

 

So will millions of others.

 

Only at first. Problem with being a historic champion is that if upon return you're a JAG the crowd loses interest.